March 17, 2008
Cottesloe Cafe (Marine Parade, Cottesloe)

FOR most who frequent the legendary Cottesloe Beach Hotel (which will hereon in be referred to by its proper title which is the Cott), the closest they’ll get to the hotel’s in-house restaurant is the stairs to join the beautiful people up top or the ATM once they’ve run out of beer money. Shame, because the Cottesloe Café makes a handy pit stop worth keeping in mind when looking for a restaurant that sits comfortably between casual and special occasion.
Bright, breezy and the embodiment of everything the famous western suburbs sea-side town is renowned for, even when busy the café is a world apart from the chaos and argy-bargy the front bar across the hallway and the beer garden around the back are renowned for on a Sunday arvo.
Compact and succinct, the menu covers familiar Mod Oz dining ground. The availability of counter meal staples such as chicken parmigiana and steak sandwiches could trigger mundane alerts for some (fear not, dining companions insist the parmy and sanger are both tops) however main choices and sides such as Moroccan lamb rack, Thai beef salad and ravioli tossed through a vodka rosé sauce should appease more adventurous diners.
While cheaper options exist on Marine Parade, the café’s fish and chips (in this case, it’s grilled or deep-friend barramundi served with chips and salad served with a traditional tartare sauce) is tops and delicious to the last mouthful. Sadly, while the paella once upon a time blew our minds, our recent brush with the Cott’s interpretation of the famous Spanish seafood rice dish didn’t live up to the lofty expectations set by its predecessor.
A word for calorie-counters and the diet-conscious: serving sizes are more than ample and leave little room for the selection of desserts and sugary treats on offer. Speaking of sweet, it’s encouraging to be able to report that café staff are friendly, helpful and seem genuinely eager to help – a refreshing change to the hotel’s bouncers who do little to lift the reputation of security staff. The selection of beer and wine on offer does its job, but thankfully patrons also have the option of getting something on tap from the front bar and enjoying it with their meal.
As alluded to earlier, the restaurant’s prices put it just outside the “I’m too lazy to cook tonight” fallback (or at least for us non-western suburbanites), but as a starting point for a Cottesloe-based celebration, the Cottesloe Café is shore to have something to appease everyone. www.cottesloebeachhotel.com.au
Cottesloe Beach Hotel, 104 Marine Parade, Cottesloe. Call 9383 3344.






